Hello and welcome to to the post-European side of the blog. Right now, Loren is still adventuring in Italy, visiting old friends and no doubt eating some of the tastiest foods known to man. But for my part, I have spent four days in Porto, Portugal and just woke up in the states.
Porto is a city of tiled buildings and pastries on the river Douro, leading out to sea. The weather was questionable, but Loren and I, being fresh from the Camino, took it upon ourselves to stroll miles and miles all over town anyway. We spent one night at a hostel which had a plaque announcing the award given to it the previous year: “Best Party Hostel”. We had read good reviews, but this made us nervous. Would there be loud, brash partying? Would young people try and make us consume alcohol? Are Europeans down with the high-five?
However, I don’t think it was party season, because we just cooked dinner in regular fashion, had some Port Wine (Yes, so named after Porto), and trundled off to bed. The next night we booked another hostel, and they had no awards posted on the walls. But if they did, they might have been: “Most Ants in the Hostel” “Award for the dimmest and most creepily-lit rooms” And the coveted “What’s that smell?” award. We were not totally thrilled.
And then Loren left, and I, Mike, spent one day wandering around in a daze in Porto. With Loren gone, I wandered aimless, silent, and zombie-like through the town, peering in pastry shops and the like. I quickly returned to the first hostel and loafed about for much of the day, causing the staff to wonder, as I sat absently in the living room, alone, if I was as lame and sorta bummed as I seemed. I was lame and bummed.
But I took my own 4:00 AM bus in the rain to the airport the next morning, and began a series of flights until I made it home to America, where they promptly did the most American thing they could think of: Made me thrown away all my fruits and vegetables, offering me the alternative of a 6 dollar burger. I sat, during my layover, munching on the precious almonds that I had retained.
And Loren’s most amazing and excellent grandparents have picked me up from the airport and taken me into their home in Florida! I have never been down here, so I am ready for adventures. Humid, flat, sweaty adventures!
But what of Loren? Your guess is as good as mine. She is still adventuring over there, minus the internet, I think, so we may not hear from her, dear readers. But don’t worry, I will redouble my blog efforts until she comes back, or until it is quite clear that I am writing to only my mom, at which point I will begin sending her Emails, and cease addressing a fictionally-proportioned grand audience. Until then!
Mike